Meditation And Yoga Are Dangerous And Will Kill You

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When Hash says that Meditation is the Most Pleasurable evil ever shone upon the man, you ridicule him. When Hash says that Meditation is far more dangerous than any psychotropic drug, you laugh at him. When Hash says that he has personally seen people go mad, jump off cliffs, hang themselves, stab themselves, simply because they meditated for “true”, you think he’s full of shit. You view me just as another man like yourself.

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Meditation And Yoga Are Dangerous And Will Kill You

When Hash says that Meditation is the Most Pleasurable evil ever shone upon the man, you ridicule him.

When Hash says that Meditation is far more dangerous than any psychotropic drug, you laugh at him.

When Hash says that he has personally seen people go mad, jump off cliffs, hang themselves, stab themselves, simply because they meditated for “true”, you think he’s full of shit.

You view me just as another man like yourself. I’m not.

So when I say that not only can meditation and yoga kill you, they will fucking kill you, if you do them “right”, keep laughing. Because so am I. And only one of us is right.

1) I laugh at you because you do Yoga, you meditate, and you peddle this nonsense to the rest of the world. The reason you are alive is that you are not doing meditation or yoga correctly. So, it’s funny, that you keep practicing it every day but it has yet not brought you peace. If you were peaceful, you wouldn’t have to do yoga or meditation.

2) I laugh at you, because the moment you do yoga and meditation correctly, you’ll want to kill yourself. You cannot and will not be able to avoid this. I laugh because when you actually do it, you’ll die. It’s funny. I’m not heartless or callous, it’s just really very funny, how stupid you are. I’m sorry. I’m not trying to be mean. You’re just stupid. Go meditate some more. Do some more yoga. Lulz. Go steal my culture and peddle it to the rest of the westerners in order to make money or bed dumb chicks.

So, perhaps, instead of laughing at me and ridiculing me, perhaps you could try to find out what the fuck I’m always talking about.

zZ